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💋 Warning: This Shirt Is Dirty, Flirty, and Way Too Funny. 💔
Looking for a Valentine’s Day outfit that’s way more “shots & chaos” than “roses & candlelight”? Meet the “I Gulp…” shirt – the ultimate mic-drop for women who don’t just flirt with edgy humor… they chug it down like tequila.
This isn’t your average “cute & classy” Valentine’s look. Nope. This tee is straight-up savage, unapologetically hilarious, and guaranteed to make people laugh, blush, or choke on their drink. Perfect for girls who know confidence is sexy, humor is hotter, and subtlety is overrated.
Why This Shirt Owns Every Room:
✨ Dark Humor, Sharp as Hell: Forget corny poems and candy hearts – this shirt serves punchlines sharper than Cupid’s arrow.
✨ Perfectly Inappropriate: It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s definitely not something your grandma would approve of. (Which makes it perfect.)
✨ Works Anywhere (Almost): Bar nights, girls’ trips, Valentine’s chaos – wear it where laughter lives. Bonus points if you rock it at a family reunion just to watch jaws drop.
Features You’ll Love:
🌹 Flirty AF Fit: Super-soft, breathable fabric that hugs in all the right places – and lets your humor do the talking.
🌹 Shock-Proof Style: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and designed to survive every wash cycle – unlike your last situationship.
🌹 The Gift That Goes Too Far: Need something outrageous for your bestie, sister, or that friend who thrives on dirty jokes? This is it.
Who’s Wearing This?
🔥 The unapologetic queen who laughs louder than everyone else.
🔥 The savage friend who turns “innocent” conversations into chaos in seconds.
🔥 Any woman who’s never backed down from an inappropriate joke in her life.
How to Style It:
Rock it with ripped jeans, heels, and a smirk that screams, “Yeah, I said it.” Or throw it under a leather jacket and own the night like the bold legend you are.
💔 Disclaimer: May cause uncontrollable laughter, random strangers shooting their shot, and your mom asking, “Why would you wear that?” Wear it proudly anyway – because boring clothes never made anyone legendary.
👉 Order now and let the world know: you don’t sip, you GULP. 😘
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50