🌹 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... But This Shirt's Just for YOU! 💔 Gentlemen, step right up to the pinnacle of dark humor couture with the “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue” shirt – where romance meets sarcasm, and sentiment takes a hilariously inappropriate detour. Perfectly designed for the guy who thinks Cupid could use a good prank and Hallmark cards are just too... vanilla.

What's in a Shirt?

🎯 Offensively Spot-On Humor: The front of this bad boy boldly proclaims what most people only dare to think. Roses are red, violets are blue… and the rest is guaranteed to either have people in stitches or crossing the street to avoid you. Win-win, right? 🎯 Wardrobe Essential for the Bold: Whether you're wooing your partner with dark charm, flexing your single-forever confidence, or just out to watch the world laugh (or cringe), this shirt has your back… literally. 🎯 Perfect for Any Occasion: Valentine's Day dinner? Check. First date? Debatable. Meeting the in-laws? Now we're talking. It's even perfect for lounging at home when you just want to admire your own comedic genius in the mirror. 🎯 A Conversation Starter: Be prepared for people to double-take, giggle, or nervously smile while they question their own sense of humor. It's not just a shirt; it's a social experiment.

Why YOU Need It:

🔥 Comfort Meets Comedy: Made from premium, soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is offensive. It's like wrapping yourself in a warm hug… if the hug also came with a punchline. 🔥 Trendy Yet Timeless: Sarcasm never goes out of style. Wear it this Valentine's Day, next Valentine's Day, or every Tuesday – because humor this sharp doesn't come with an expiration date. 🔥 The Ultimate Gift: Stumped on what to get your boyfriend, husband, or that guy who insists on telling dad jokes at every gathering? Here's your solution. It's better than chocolate (and lasts longer too).

Pro Tip: Pair this shirt with a smug grin and a well-timed wink for maximum effect.

Warning: Not responsible for awkward silences or uncontrollable laughter. Get yours now and join the league of men who dare to love; with a twist of dark humor. 💀

Shirt Details & Wash Instructions

- 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat