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🃏🍑 Cards + Coochie = Priorities in Check. 🍑🃏
Life’s short – so why pick between poker night or getting laid when you can shoot your shot at both? The “I Want to Play Cards and Coochie” tee is the ultimate vibe check for guys who live recklessly, talk shit, and laugh louder than their own bad decisions.
Why This Shirt Slaps:
🎯 Straight-Up Funny as F*ck: Forget poker faces – this shirt guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and at least one “bro, where’d you get that?”
🎯 Walking Icebreaker: Whether you’re bluffing at the table or shooting your shot at the bar, this tee does the talking.
🎯 Perfectly Wrong: Bold, profane, and unapologetic. Just like you after your 3rd drink.
What You’re Actually Getting:
🔥 Soft AF Fabric: Comfortable enough for late-night poker… or early-morning bad decisions.
🔥 Durable as Hell: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and ready to survive beer spills, smoke-filled rooms, and walk-of-shame laundry cycles.
🔥 All-In Gift Idea: Perfect gag gift for that one dude who can’t pick between gambling and getting cheeks.
Who’s This For?
🍺 The party guy who’s always “just here for the vibes.”
🍺 The poker MVP who loses money but wins laughs.
🍺 Anyone with a filthy sense of humor and zero filter.
How to Rock It:
Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a deck of cards. Add alcohol, loud friends, and reckless flirting for best results.
💥 Disclaimer: This shirt may cause laughter, bad bets, inappropriate comments, and your mom questioning your life choices. Wear at your own risk.
👉 Grab yours now – because life’s all about playing your cards right and shooting your shot. Preferably at the same time.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50