💦 Warning: May Cause Flooding… and Uncontrollable Laughter! 💦
Subtlety? Never heard of her. Say hello to the “Warning: Serious Wetness Can Occur – Touch With Caution” shirt – your Valentine’s Day mic-drop tee that’s equal parts bold, inappropriate, and hilarious as hell. Whether you’re dropping not-so-subtle hints, making strangers blush, or just proving you own the room, this shirt delivers the message loud, proud, and soaking wet.

Why You’ll Love It:
🔥 Unfiltered Honesty: Forget cute little pickup lines – this shirt skips the games and gets straight to the point.
🔥 Dirty Humor, Perfectly Packaged: Equal parts sassy and savage, it’s guaranteed to make people laugh, smirk, or choke on their drink.
🔥 Built-In Icebreaker: From date night to girls’ night, this shirt ensures nobody can ignore you (or your sense of humor).

Features That Slap (Hard):
👕 Comfy AF Fabric: Soft, breathable, and perfect for wearing all night – because if you’re going to cause chaos, at least be cozy.
👕 Flattering Fit: Hugs in all the right places while letting your attitude do the real talking.
👕 Durable Design: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and ready to survive your wildest nights (and the awkward mornings after).

Who’s Rocking This?
💘 The unapologetic queen who turns heads without even trying.
💘 The mischief-maker who lives for double takes and shocked giggles.
💘 Any badass who believes humor should always be bold, dirty, and totally unforgettable.

How to Wear It:
Pair it with ripped jeans, a leather jacket, and that “Yeah, I said it” smirk. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s chaos, or just a Tuesday where you feel like being a menace, this shirt sets the tone.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This tee may cause uncontrollable laughter, dirty thoughts, and awkward side-eyes from people who wish they were as bold as you. Wear responsibly – or don’t.

💥 Order now and make waves (literally). Because why be subtle when you can be soaked in humor? 😏