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๐ Introducing the Shirt Fit for a President โ The โHe-Mans Coochie Eater Clubโ Edition! ๐ Gentlemen, it's time to wear your title with pride!
Whether you were voted in unanimously or declared yourself Commander-in-Chief, this shirt makes it official: You're the President of the He-Mans Coochie Eater Club. Equal parts hilarious and inappropriate, this wardrobe MVP is here to add a hearty dose of dark humor to your life โ and your closet.ย
Why You Need This Shirt:
๐ฏ A Statement That Slays: Whether you're out to provoke laughter, admiration, or sheer disbelief, this shirt delivers every time. It's perfect for guys who don't take life (or themselves) too seriously.
๐ฏ The Ultimate Icebreaker: Who needs boring small talk when you can roll up to the party wearing this? It's guaranteed to get people talking โ or at least silently questioning your life choices.
๐ฏ Versatile for Every Occasion: Brunch with the boys? Perfect. First date? Bold move, but hey, respect. Family reunion? Maybe hide this one under a jacket... for a bit.
Features You'll Love:
ย ๐ฅPremium Comfort, Presidential Style: Made with super-soft, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comedy and comfort like a true professional.
๐ฅ Durability That Matches Your Commitment: This shirt is pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and ready to survive all your antics (and awkward explanations).
๐ฅ The Perfect Gag Gift: Looking for a hilarious gift for your best friend, brother, or that one guy who insists on turning everything into a joke? Congratulations โ you just found it. Who's It For?
๐ The King of One-Liners: You're the guy who always has the funniest comeback and isn't afraid to cross the line (in the best way).
๐ The Life of the Party: When you show up, everyone knows the laughs (and maybe the chaos) are about to begin.
๐ Anyone Ready to Embrace Their Inner Legend: This shirt isn't for the faint of heart โ it's for the guy who owns his humor and his reputation. Style Suggestions: Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a healthy dose of confidence. Or, if you're feeling presidential, throw on a blazer and really own the room.
๐ฅ Warning: This shirt may cause uncontrollable laughter, double-takes, and a new fan club of your own. Wear responsibly.
๐ฏ Order now and make your presidential debut in style. After all, if you're gonna claim the title, you might as well wear it loud and proud.
๐๐ Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat Size Reference
Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
| ย | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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