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😏 Three Inches of Fury. Take It or Leave It. 🤭
Listen, size might not matter, but your sense of humor sure as hell does. The “3 Inches, Suck It Anyway, Slut” tee isn’t for the faint of heart – it’s for the guy who thrives on chaos, thrives on laughs, and thrives on making strangers spit out their drinks in shock. Whether you’re clowning with the boys, trolling the bar, or just owning your inner menace, this shirt guarantees one thing: you’ll never go unnoticed.
Why This Shirt Slaps (Harder Than 3 Inches Ever Could):
🎯 Dark Humor, Zero Apologies: No sugarcoating, no subtlety – just straight-up offensive comedy gold.
🎯 The Ultimate Icebreaker: People will laugh, cringe, or blush. Either way, they’ll be talking about you.
🎯 Built for the Wildest Nights: Parties, poker nights, bachelor weekends – this shirt thrives where bad decisions happen.
The Perks You Didn’t Know You Needed:
🔥 Comfy as Hell: Soft AF fabric that feels good, even when the joke hits below the belt.
🔥 Lasts Longer Than 3 Inches: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and durable enough for bar fights, beer spills, and bad choices.
🔥 Gag Gift of Legends: Got a friend who lives for shock value? This is the shirt that’ll make him howl with laughter.
Who’s Wearing This?
🍺 The Savage Joker: The dude who pushes jokes so far, people don’t know if they should laugh or walk away.
🍺 The Life of the Party (and the Problem): You bring the drinks, the chaos, and now the shirt to match.
🍺 The DGAF Legend: If you’re shameless, this is basically your uniform.
How to Rock It:
Jeans, sneakers, and a grin that says, “Yeah, I wore this. What are you gonna do about it?” Bonus points if you pair it with a drink in hand and zero shame in your soul.
💥 Disclaimer: This shirt may cause uncontrollable laughter, dirty looks, or even someone’s mom yelling “Oh my god, seriously?!” Wear it anyway.
👉 Order yours now – because it’s not about the inches, it’s about the laughs. 🍻
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50