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Creep it real this Halloween with our outrageously funny "I Only Bust Inside Witches" tee. 🧙♀️💀 Perfect for those who prefer their humor dark, dirty, and just a little bit wicked, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe make a few people choke on their pumpkin spice lattes).
Whether you’re hitting up a Halloween party, going bar hopping, or just want to piss off the neighbors, this tee brings the laughs and the shock value all in one.
✨ Features:
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Super soft, comfortable fabric that feels as good as it looks.
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Bold, durable print that won’t fade—even after spooky season.
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Unisex fit with multiple sizes and colors available.
🎃 Perfect for:
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Adult Halloween parties & events.
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Gag gifts for friends with no filter.
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Anyone who loves mixing horror with humor.
⚠️ Warning: May cause gasps, giggles, or jealous stares from basic costumes. Wear if you dare.
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |