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Give Halloween a hard twist with our outrageous "Skeletons Aren’t the Only Thing I’m Boning Tonight" tee. 💀 This dirty gag shirt is perfect for anyone who loves spooky season but refuses to keep their humor PG. Guaranteed to get laughs, gasps, and maybe even a few new admirers at your next Halloween party.
Whether you’re trick-or-drinking, hitting the bar crawl, or just want to shock the neighbors, this shirt delivers bold vibes and filthy fun all night long.
✨ Features:
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Soft, high-quality fabric built for comfort and chaos.
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Durable print that holds up longer than your costume.
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Unisex fit, multiple sizes and colors available.
🎃 Perfect for:
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Adult Halloween parties & wild nights out.
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Gag gifts for friends with dirty minds.
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Anyone who loves their humor spooky and inappropriate.
⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, dropped jaws, or a skeleton dance-off. Wear if you dare.
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |