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🚨 Warning: This Shirt is Hilariously Offensive and Dangerously Funny! 🚨
Meet the “Warning: Do Not Cock Block” tee – the ultimate statement shirt for guys who live unapologetically, party relentlessly, and never miss a chance to stir the pot. Whether you’re laying down the law for your crew, calling out the blockers, or just wearing your priorities on your chest, this shirt guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and maybe a little chaos.
Why You’ll Love It:
🎯 Instant Laugh Generator: Subtle humor? Nah. This shirt cuts straight to the joke and straight to the laughs.
🎯 Party Armor: Bars, poker nights, bachelor parties—this tee makes sure the rules are clear before things get wild.
🎯 Guaranteed Reactions: From high-fives to double takes, people won’t ignore you in this one.
Features That Hit Hard:
🔥 Comfort First: Super-soft, breathable fabric that feels as smooth as your best pickup line.
🔥 Ready for Mayhem: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and durable enough to survive every ridiculous night out.
🔥 Perfect Gag Gift: Got a friend who thrives on offensive humor? Boom—problem solved.
Who’s It For?
🍺 The Bro Code Enforcer: You’ve shouted it, now wear it.
🍺 The Party MVP: Drinks, jokes, chaos—you bring it all, and now you’ve got the uniform.
🍺 The Shameless Joker: If outrageous humor is your superpower, this shirt is your cape.
Style Tips:
Rock it with jeans, sneakers, and your best “I said what I said” attitude. Whether it’s a night out, a backyard hangout, or the Vegas strip, this shirt makes sure everyone knows the rule that matters most.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This shirt may cause hysterical laughter, disapproving stares, or your mom questioning her parenting. Wear boldly, wear proudly, and prepare for chaos.
💯 Grab yours now and let the world know—cock blocking is officially off-limits. 🚨🍻
| Â | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50