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💥 For the Bold, the Savage, and the Shameless – Meet Your New Favorite Tee! 💥
Why whisper when you can shout the joke no one else will say out loud? Introducing the “Lick My Balls...” shirt – a brutally funny, no-filter masterpiece for guys who thrive on shock value, dirty laughs, and making every room just a little more uncomfortable (in the best way possible).
Perfect for anyone who treats life like one big comedy stage, this shirt is your go-to for laughs, stares, and the occasional “Did he really just wear that?” moment.
Why You’ll Love It:
🎯 Unapologetic Humor: Forget subtlety—this shirt is about being loud, proud, and inappropriate.
🎯 Instant Icebreaker: Expect high-fives from the bold and jaw-drops from the uptight. Either way, you’re unforgettable.
🎯 Any Excuse to Wear It: Bachelor party? Check. Boys’ night? Check. Church picnic? …probably not.
What Makes It Legendary:
🔥 Soft AF Comfort: Made from premium, breathable fabric so your jokes hit hard while you stay chill.
🔥 Wash After Wash: Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and built to last longer than your filter.
🔥 Epic Gag Gift: Perfect for that one friend, brother, or uncle who always crosses the line (and gets the biggest laughs).
Who’s It For?
🍺 The Class Clown: You’re the guy who always delivers the wildest punchline.
🍺 The Bold & Uncensored: If you’ve never apologized for a joke in your life, this is your uniform.
🍺 Shock Value Seekers: You thrive on reactions, gasps, and “WTF” moments.
Style Tips:
Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a smirk that says, “Yeah, I went there.” Best worn to casual hangouts, bar nights, and anywhere you want to be the center of attention (for better or worse).
⚠️ Disclaimer: This shirt isn’t for the easily embarrassed—or easily offended. It’s for the wild ones, the rule-breakers, and the guys who know life’s too short for boring clothes and safe jokes.
💯 Grab yours today and wear your humor with zero shame. 😏
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |