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🚨 Warning: May Cause Laugh Attacks – The “I’m Allergic to Pulling Out” Tee Has Arrived! 🌟
Gentlemen, if your humor is as reckless as your decision-making, this shirt is screaming your name. The “I’m Allergic to Pulling Out” tee blends inappropriate comedy with bold confidence, making it impossible to ignore. Whether you’re the king of dark humor or just love watching jaws drop, this shirt guarantees maximum laughs and minimum subtlety.
Why You Need It:
🎯 Shock Value Gold: Forget safe jokes—this shirt hits hard, fast, and filthy.
🎯 Built-In Icebreaker: Small talk is dead. This tee does all the heavy lifting for you.
🎯 Party-Ready: Perfect for bar crawls, bachelor parties, or a Sunday spent making strangers uncomfortable. (Family brunch? Maybe not.)
Features That Make It Legendary:
🔥 Ridiculously Comfortable: Super-soft, breathable fabric that feels as smooth as your worst pick-up line.
🔥 Durable AF: Pre-shrunk and fade-resistant, so your sense of humor lasts longer than your relationships.
🔥 Epic Gag Gift: Got a buddy who always toes the line between offensive and hilarious? This is his holy grail.
Who’s It For?
🍺 The Filter-Free Joker: If your friends need recovery time from your jokes, this is your uniform.
🍺 The Risk Taker: Life’s short. Why not piss off a few people along the way?
🍺 The Attention Grabber: You don’t just enter a room—you own it.
Style Tips:
Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and that grin that says, “Yeah, I said it.” Bonus points if you’ve got a beer in hand and a wingman to handle the fallout.
⚠️ Disclaimer: May cause hysterical laughter, shocked stares, or your mom asking why she raised you this way. Wear responsibly (or not at all, your call).
💯 Order yours now and step into legend status as the walking punchline nobody forgets. 😏
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50