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Keep it real (and a little toxic) with our "I Ghost Girls After Smashing" tee – the ultimate unapologetic gag shirt for guys who love dark humor and aren’t afraid to wear it.
This shirt is sarcastic, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs (or dirty looks). Perfect for the dude who doesn’t take life—or dating—too seriously.
✨ Features:
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Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and style.
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Crisp, bold lettering that makes your message loud and clear.
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Available in multiple sizes and colors, so you can ghost in style.
🎁 Perfect for:
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Bachelor parties & guy’s nights out.
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Gag gifts for your friends with questionable morals.
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Anyone with a savage sense of humor.
⚠️ Warning: May attract attention, laughs, or ex-girlfriends. Wear responsibly.
If you’ve got the humor (and the guts), this shirt was made for you.
Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |