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🍻 Loud, Crude, and Absolutely Unforgettable – Meet the “I Love Drunk Sluts” Tee! ❤️
Gentlemen, why play it safe when you can rock a shirt that screams chaos and comedy in equal measure? The “I Love Drunk Sluts” shirt is your unapologetic ticket to laughs, stares, and the kind of conversations you’ll probably regret tomorrow (but laugh about forever). Perfect for parties, bar nights, and bachelor weekends gone wrong, this shirt guarantees you’ll never blend into the background.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
🎯 Shock Value Humor: Forget dry jokes—this one’s a sledgehammer of savage comedy.
🎯 Instant Party Magnet: Bachelor party? Bar crawl? Tailgate? This tee pulls eyes, laughs, and maybe even phone numbers.
🎯 Confidence on Cotton: Bold, blunt, and impossible to ignore—just like you.
Features You’ll Love:
🔥 Soft AF Comfort: Crafted from breathable, premium fabric so you can rage all night in comfort.
🔥 Durable as Hell: Pre-shrunk and fade-resistant—because if the hangover can’t kill you, your shirt shouldn’t either.
🔥 Epic Gag Gift: Perfect for that one buddy who always takes the joke too far (and makes it funnier).
Who’s It For?
🍺 The Party MVP: The guy everyone remembers for wild nights and legendary one-liners.
🍺 The Bold & Shameless: You don’t do “safe.” You do “WTF did he just say?”
🍺 The Humor Addict: If your motto is go big or go home, this shirt is already in your cart.
Style Tips:
Rock it with jeans, sneakers, and a devil-may-care grin. Pair it with a cold beer for maximum impact. Whether you’re bar-hopping, tailgating, or just being your inappropriate self, this shirt makes sure all eyes are on you.
⚠️ Disclaimer: Not recommended for family dinners, job interviews, or meeting her parents. Best suited for guys who thrive on pushing boundaries and couldn’t care less about the side-eyes.
💯 Grab yours today and own the joke. Because life’s too short for boring shirts—or boring nights. 🍻
| Â | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Shirt Details & Wash Instructions - 100% cotton - Warm Machine wash - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Reference Chart XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50